@ mac users.

firstly, this goes to the mac users in the house (probably not a house, probably your parents or 'studio apartment' where you do all your fucking lame designs from)

1. shut the fuck up.

you just dont shut up, you go on about 
'oh my mac can do this' , 
'omg it goes with my iphone'
'ah pcs are dum u get like teh BSOD just randomly'

I) you cant get BSOD randomly, it happens from badly written coding or unstable hardware, it also triggers from retardation which is probably why youre so used to seeing it all the goddamn time. fuck off.

lets take a look here. my sisters mac cost her $2450. now seeming macs uses pc hardware now and just a bullshit os.

24" monitor = $550.
3.06ghz core 2 duo (macs havent reached quad core yet, IT CAME OUT 2 YEARS AGO FUCK) = $300
4gb DDR2 667 (wow 667mhz ddr2?!?! oh wait we have 1600mhz DDR3 now?!) $ 70
500gb 7200rpm drive (grats on slow rotation speed) = $80
8800GTS = $150


Thats about half of what you pay for, so grats, youre paying another $1000 ontop for an operating system thats just about as useless as sticking my dick into a bees nest, although im fair sure bee nest pain arousal seems alot more satisfying than having to deal with mac OSX. 

For that price i could build a pc that not only looks like its my own and not like some arthouse fags dinner table with a webcam built into it, heaven forbid i could actually upgrade it too, BUT WHO WOULD WANT TO UPGRADE SOMETHING, ITS JUST TOO MUCH TIME CONSUMING.

ii) iphones are the worst fucking thing in existance, i have a guy in my tafe class who is the typical mac user. 

- unemployed
- into indie music
- a complete fuckhead
- wears fedora
- rollerblades into the sunset with his gay partner on sundays

does everything on his iphone because he looks trendy while doing it. last time i checked, if youre wearing a fkn scribe shirt and a bright blue hat the last thing youre gonna be is trendy, fuckhead.

and you know what i noticed, it takes him fucking forever to do anything on that thing, to send texts, to do anything, a 'phone' should do, but its not a phone, its an 'i'phone, so im gathering that i just fills in the void for 'fucking retarded' remember the movie irobot? this is fucking the same metaphorically, i only saw that movie because it had will smith with my hopes that id somehow see charlton in there, well charlton wasnt there either, now picture people buying iphones with the hopes of buying a proper (charlton) phone. ITS JUST NOT THERE.

Watching him send a text message looked like he was trying to repeatedly kill his phone. Not sure if mac picked up on this new technology lately but alot of phones lately hhave been using things more advanced than the igays 'tap screen' allowing me to actually feel the keys that i press WHILE IM PRESSING THEM. the technology is called 'touch' it allows me to do things like call lewis without staring at my screen like a moron, wait a sec, every other mobile has it, its called 'buttons'.

i dont need to bring up some big fucking other keyboard on my screen to type in random shit either, i simply (shift+3) in order to get a number! not sift through 3 pages of smudge in order to get a character.

i cant send pictures of my dick to people on an iphone either, points lost in pedophile market = over 9000.

This guy also goes on about how hes part of the 'mac community'
what the fuck is that shit?! mac community?!
like since when did owning a goddamn mac turn into being a social movement apart from being a large congregation of a bunch of buttfucking retards.

i was watching earlier today on techTV what steve jobs (approriate name because i get the feeling that my dick is getting a job while i hear him talk)
was saying, he says the iphone is an:
"iPod, a phone, and an "Internet communications device."

wow, those are some fancy words right there, people seem to think that ipod is suddently different because it has the words 'i and pod' in it, when it essentially works out to be "portable hard drive that plays mp3's"
doesnt sound so cool now does it....

internet communcations device! holy shit! thats some hot new technology RIGHT THERE! IT REALLY IS.

who knows weve had browsers on mobile phones since 2001 D:

does this mean my pc im using can be considerd as:
- a clock
- a calendar
- a pornography storage device
- a video player
- a word processor


the only reason i would get a mac would be for final cut pro, thats pretty much, adove suite runs about 1% faster on a mac, holy shit! photoshop renders faster on a mac? wow, when im photoshopping tits and beards onto my families faces come christmas time ill be sure to do it on a mac to get it done that biollionth of a second quicker!